| • | Certain Leaders In Goverment Look Or Act Like Certain Pop Culture References! |
| • | Women, Please Rinse Off Your Vagina And Anus! |
| • | I've Taken A Popular Contemporary Pop Song And Changed The Lyrics To Comment On The Proliferation Of |
| • | A Rapid Series Of Comical Noises! |
| • | Although Indigent, Rural Families Have Little To Say In The Matter, Their Meager, Third Rate Public |
| • | My Child Is Enthralling, Especially When It Says Something Unexpectedly Precocious Even Though It Do |
| • | My Immigrant Mom Taks Funny! |
| • | When It Comes to Jews, Behaviour One Might Perceive As Obnoxious and Annoying I Present As 'Quirky' |
| • | Pandering To The Locals! |
| • | Even Though I Am In The Closet, That Won't Prevent Me From Getting Cheap Laughs At The Expense Of Ho |
| • | Weatherman Have Become, For Most Part, Obsolete! |
| • | When All Is Said And Done, I Am Lonely and Miserable And Barely Able To Mask My Contempt For Teh Aud |